You are a jerk, a piece of work,
This mission you'll be blowin'
There's one thing 'both this castle here
You surely should be knowing'
That once inside your magic's gone
and danger will be growing
And if you meet the Shadow Axe
Your blood it will be flowing
You're knowin', it's growin', you're blowin'
Oooohhhhh!!
You're a foolish one
Someone who should be shunned.
You've buggered up this land so much
Your work is never done.
And when we see [bad word] 
We'll turn our tails [bad word] You are the lad we love to hate
You are a fooling one.
It's fun, [bad word]  you're done.
You aren't brave, You aren't strong
or even that imposin'
You have no magic helmet,
or kilt or lederhosen.
If danger were to read its head
your feet would sure be frozen
sorry wuss, but nevertheless,
the sod that has been Chosen.
frozen, lederhosen, imposin'.
Oooohhhh!!
You're a foolish one
Someone who should be shunned.
You've buggered up this land so much
Your work is never done.
And when we see [bad word] 
We'll turn our tails [bad word] You are the lad we love to hate
You are a fooling one.
It's fun, [bad word]  WE'RE DONE.