You want to do it like they do it on TV
You'd be important if you were famous, oh, please

Try a little more, then try a little harder
Trying not to think is harder than you think

So just leave the [bad word] Throw away the [bad word] key
You [bad word] up from the beginning
Celebrate stupidity, down on your knees

Suck my rock
Suck my rock

You still do it like it's straight to video
If you were famous, you'd be better for sure

Try a little more, then try a little harder
Trying not to look is harder than it seems

So just leave the [bad word] Throw away the [bad word] key
You [bad word] up from the beginning
Celebrate stupidity, down on your knees

Cut twice before you measure,
Don’t look either way
Who wants to live forever
When dying is on sale today?

You want to do it without dignity or shame
Fifteen seconds later, we won't know your name

Try a little more, then try a little harder
Trying not to fall is not trying at all

So just leave the [bad word] Throw away the [bad word] key
You [bad word] up from the beginning
Celebrate stupidity, down on your knees

Suck my rock
Down on your knees
Suck my rock
Down on your knees