It's my brithday and I'll do what I want to
F*ck you it's my birthday
Special holiday only for me
So do what I say
I'ts my party and I can cry if I want to, or leave
F*ck you, it's not your birthday
So do what I say ok
For 24 hours your wishing me well
364 days I'm in [bad word] 
oh well
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me

Leave me alone on my birthday
I'm goin to Denny's 10 times today
No tip, it's my birthday so do what I say

Thanks mom didn't have an abortion,
Or my birthday wouldn't be today
But I guess it's my good fortune
My birthday's today ok
For 24 hours your wishing me well
364 days I'm in [bad word]  oh well
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to me

(spank me, spank me, spank me, spank me, spank me, spank me)

Oh well, happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to--
Can't believe you forgot my birthday
It's my birthday and you're wreckin it
Now it's just like any other day ya didn't do what I say
How could you forget my birthday
That's really immature
F*ck you, for forgettin' my birthday
Ya didn't do what I say today
24 hours of no wishin well
Now 365 days I'm in [bad word] oh well
Happy Birthday to me
Happy happy birthday to me,
Happy Birthday to me!