He headed out [bad word] elbows with oysters today
What a special little sap, to think that pearls fall in your lap
Oh lord, saw [bad word] from miles away
From where it's plain to see because we have the window seat
And we swore at the top of our lungs

Riddle me this! What can you find?
That always chews on the bitter end
Riddle me this in your hindsight
While you ride a white elephant

He headed out with a white flag and axes to grind
What a special little [bad word] to decide he's getting up
Oh lord, tried to show you you're miles away
From where it's crystal clear because the fog is living here for now

Riddle me this! What can you find?
That always chews on the bitter end
Riddle me this in your hindsight
While you ride the white elephant

We love to live in days way back when
Wondering what could have been
If we had a time machine, a cure for cold feet
We might not play these waiting games

Riddle me this! What can you find?
That always chews on the bitter end
Riddle me this in your hindsight
While you ride a white...

We love to live in days way back when
Wondering what could have been
If we had a time machine, a cure for cold feet
We might not play these waiting games