[Intro]
Awww… [bad word] 
Yo…
Get the [bad word] up!
Frank says get the [bad word] up!

[Verse 1: Pink Guy]
I keep it tight like a nun's [bad word]  get it?
Y'all [bad word] go home and [bad word] to Reddit
Flow dirty like I got a bad tooth decay
Y'all no props like [bad word] down theatre play
Ball so hard, like my nuts are in spandex
These bandits will see my antics and bounce like gymnastics
When I'm [bad word] on these wack beats like track meets
hard sole like athlete's feet
Couldn't battle me, due to bad beef like cow disease
(How does he do that?)

[The Rap in Pink Guy’s Dialect]

[Verse 2: Pink Guy]
Rap and kill a stage [bad word]  like ten errands
Your rhymes just as relevant as Taliban veterans
Name any fool on the mic I'm not better than;
David Letterman ain't tonight's only specimen
Hard on these tracks like a [bad word] [bad word] Train on these beats for the folks that'll know the focus
If I want to set a fire that set it with set schemes
I've been doing this since you were a wet dream
Stop be cool, like an AC's fuse blows
Stay high like you're standing in on a Jew's nose
I'm [bad word] cannibalistic
So quit this interpretation of animal [bad word] tricks
Rhymes so [bad word] I can fill your [bad word] ovaries
From halfway across the world, so don't bring them over please
Go to Greece, or some place in the East
If your rhymes remain fat, then [bad word] it, I'll be obese
It ain't a party 'till the [bad word] involved
So stand the [bad word] up like you sat on your balls, playa
Like you sat on your balls, playa (x2)

[Outro]
Oww!
Yo
Shoutouts to Salamander man for taking my, uhh, Hotpocket this morning…
I’m gunna [bad word] kill you