I'm goin' down to South Park 
Gonna have myself a time. 
Friendly faces everywhere 
Humble folks without temptation. 
Goin' down to South Park 
Gonna leave my woes behind. 
Ample parking day or night 
People shouting Howdy Neighbor 
Heading on up to South Park. 
Gonna see if I can't unwind 
I like girls with big fat [bad word] 
I like girls with big vaginas [bad word] on down to South Park 
and meet some friends of mine.