Uh… uh… (I like) 

Are you ready for a little chat in a song about the Internet? 
It’s the story about a social door you’ve never seen before 
If you wanna be seen by everyone 
Wanna be in the dream and have some fun 
If you wanna be on the hook, simply take a look 

Oh oh, uh oh oh… 
Everybody loves you so 
Uh uh, uh oh oh… 
Everybody lets you know 

Do you wanna be more than just a friend? 
Do you wanna play cyber again? 
If you [bad word] to my house 
Then click me with your mouse 

Hello, uh oh oh… 
Never gonna let you go 

You’re loggin’ in, then it begins 
And [bad word] is swinging and taking your time away 
The scene is right for a socialite 
You’re on the Internet, anywhere, anytime, night and day 

Oh oh, uh oh oh… (I like) 
Everybody loves you so 
Uh uh, uh oh oh… (Mi piaci) 
Never gonna let you go 

So you wanna make love with me? 
I really your cup of tea? 
Are you really the one that you never really meet? 

Oh oh, uh oh oh… (I like) 
Everybody loves you so 
Social network oh… (Mi piaci) 
Never gonna let you go 

You’re loggin’ in with just a friend 
But soon the Internet’s beeping and beeping around the bend 
We used to greet friends on the street 
But now it’s googling, giggling, gaggling when we meet 

Beep beep, uh oh oh… 
How about a little chat? 
Oh oh, network fans 
Meet you on the Internet! 

Do you really like politics? Wanna talk about voodoo tricks? 
Are you really a  machine or just some beauty queen? 
Everybody is better than before 
Everybody is calling out for more 
Everybody in cyberville is knocking on your door 

Beep beep, uh oh oh… (I like) 
Everybody does a show 
Uh uh, uh oh oh… (Mi piaci) 
If you like it, click and go 

Do you know that it’s instant loggin’ in 
For a little more fun and cyber sin? 
Wanna know what this net’s about? 
Then how about logging out? 

Uh uh, uh oh oh, now I’ve got a million friends 
Goodbye network fans, this is how the story ends 

(Beep beep)