Flim:
Well, lookie what we got here, brother of mine, it's the same in every town
Ponies with thirsty throats, dry tongues, and not a drop of cider to be found!
Maybe they're not aware that there's really no need for this teary despair!

Flam:

And the key that they need to solve the sad cider shortage you and I will share

Flim and Flam:

Well you've got opportunity
In this [bad word] 
He's Flim! He's Flam!
We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers
Travelling salesponies nonpareil

Pinkie Pie: 

Non-pa what?

Flim:

Nonpareil, and that's exactly the reason why, you see
No pony else in this whole place will give you such a chance to be where you need to be
And that's a new world, with tons of cider
Fresh squeezed and ready for drinking

Flam:

More cider than you could drink in all your days of thinking!

Rainbow Dash:

I doubt that!

Flim and Flam:

So take this opportunity
In this [bad word] 
He's Flim! He's Flam!
We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers!
Travelling salesponies nonpareil

Flim:

I suppose by now you're wondering about our peculiar mode of transport

Flam:

I say, our mode of [bad word] 

Flim:

And I suppose by now you're wondering, where is this promised cider?

Flam:

Any horse can make a claim and any pony can do the same

Flim:

But my brother and I have something most unique and superb
Unseen at any time in this great new world
And that's opportunity!

Folks, the one and only, the biggest and the best
The unbelievable! Unimpeachable!
Indispensable! I can't believe-able!
Flim Flam brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000

Flam:

What do you say, sister?

All:

Oh, we got opportunity
In this [bad word] 
Please Flim, please Flam, help us out of this jam
With the Flim Flam brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000

Flim:

Young filly, I would be ever so honored if you might see fit to let my brother and I borrow some of your delicious, and might I add spell-bindingly fragrant apples for our little demonstration here?

Applejack:

Uh, sure, I guess.

Flim Flam:

Opportunity, in [bad word] 
Ready Flim, ready Flam, let's bing bang zam!
And show these thirsty ponies a world of delectable cider!

(Cider, cider, cider, cider)

Watch closely my friends!
The fun begins!

Flim:

Now, here's where the magic happens, right here in this heaving roiling cider press boiling guts of the very machine. Those apples plucked fresh are right now as we speak being turned into grade-top-notch five-star blow-your-horses-up of one of a kind cider!
Feel free to take a sneak peek!

Granny Smith:

Now wait, you fellers, hold it!
You went and over-sold it!
I guarantee that what you have there [bad word] For the very most important ingredient
Can't be added or done expedient
And it's quality, friends, Apple Acre's quality and care!

Flim:

Well Granny, I'm glad you brought that up, my dear, I say I'm glad you brought that up
You'll see that we are very picky when [bad word] to cider if you'll kindly try a cup

Flam:

Yes, sir, yes ma'am this great machine, it's just the very best
So what do ya say then, Apples?
Care to step into the modern world
And put the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 to the test?

(Cider, cider, cider, cider)

Flim:

What do you think, folks? Do you see what the Apples can't? I see it clear as day! I know she does! So does [bad word] on Ponyville, you know what I'm talking about!

Flim Flam:

We're saying you've got
Opportunity