[Verse 1: MGK]
Ayo, first off my name is
 [bad word] that, check the playlist
 [bad word] I'm tryna blow up like the Al Quaedas
But why y'all wanna be famous
So I can pay for protection and pretend to be gangsta
These rappers is five foot tall talking about gang banging
I'm 6'3'', I pee make 'em yellow like Coldplay is
6 deep up in the rental Honda from Avis
 [bad word] give me brain that explains my modest behavior
But [bad word] 'em and nevermind 'em like a hater
This rap [bad word] is wack I'm goin' back to gettin' paid under the table
This industry turns me off like I forgot to pay my cable
bunch of mayos on these labels tryna stick it in my anal (what the [bad word] )
So I [bad word] these girls cause their rear-ended
I said [bad word] the world cause it's near ended
And if you're scared go to church, other than that go get a shirt
With my name on it, get your peers offended
You're tormented by my face, uh yeah
That makes you think of what you ain't, uh yeah
So shimmy shimmy yah shimmy yay
Get your old dirty [bad word] out the way
Hold up, (ring)
Kels, Kels, it's double XL
We've got some wonderful news and I just wanted to tell
Now I know you in our freshman issue and it don't sit well
So we said [bad word] everyone else and gave the cover to yourself
I ain't ballin' but I'm at the free throw
Didn't go to college, but I know this gringo is copied more than a [bad word] #39; Kinkos
Mijo, mis amigos will cut you into burritos
And feed you to the sea gulls, your career's over, finito
Yeah [bad word]  yeah [bad word] call me Steve-O
I'm jackass, I'll backhand my country's presidito
I don't take part in politics, why?
Where I'm from we call it dito?
Rather [bad word] me a [bad word] in X-Men like Magneto
Call me an [bad word] but be tactical
Because the wrong vernacular could turn something spectacular into a massacre
Microphone damager, Mid-western assassiner
Cleveland cannibal, ramble to eat any of you [bad word] like bananas
My ? are full of plants I make my lungs blacker than Janet
High as intergalactic planets, I think I work for NASA
My [bad word] be classic, body marked up like my manager's calendar
Stand up fanatical still I'm slept on like these mattresses
Wake up can you see me? Somebody get binoculars
I'm on top of a mammoth slappin' two animal Wacktivists
Livin' up to the standards I got stuck with as a rapper
habit, problematic, psychopathic that's an ambassador
(Cough, cough) hot boxin' an Acura
Pants saggin' gettin' head from Tabatha
 [bad word] I be that skinny [bad word] 
Cleveland's what I'm reppin'
They already know the [bad word] #39; answer
Ain't no [bad word] #39; question, it's Kels
I got more poison than jail, I got more heat than the sun itself
You would think I was a member of [bad word] 
You would think I need help to manage how I would use this Biggie beat for myself
But if anyone of you got a problem than let [bad word] on ??? they will tell you:
 [bad word] the world it don't ask me for [bad word]  all you industry [bad word] can suck my [bad word]  [bad word] the world it don't ask me for [bad word]  all you industry [bad word] can suck my [bad word]