Michael needs a girlfriend
Michael needs a life without [bad word] Michael looks at changes
For 2009

Michael looks like he is (justafiably) about to wet his pants

Michael says farewell in style
Michael wants new y garden
Michael does Soulja Boy
On ice

Michael hates it when I write about him, because we inevitably warp characters in retellings

I don't like these tag games
They make my eyes sting
Nevertheless, I'm doing my best
'Cause this is the Google verb meme thing

This is the Google Verb Meme Thing
This is the Google Verb Meme Thing
This is the Google Ve