I may not seem your ideal 
when you look into my eyes
I don't smoke, I don't tell jokes 
I'm not the custom made size
But baby let me take you 
out on the highway for awhile
I'll show you where the man in me 
is when he doesn't hide
He's [bad word] #39; in the fast lane 
stuck behind the wheel
Jekyll and Hyde going on inside 
when I'm your automobile

And let me be your car for awhile child
shift me into gear and I'll be there
fill me up with five star gasoline
I'll be your car I'll take you anywhere

Don't you know I can't dance 
I don't dig it, I can't see it at all
You say I'm just a specimen 
and baby I can crawl
My physique just don't look