[bad word] to the Tea Party
Want to be my VIP?
You didn't RSVP
That's ok, that's ok
 [bad word] to the Tea Party (oh oh, oh oh)
Want to be my VIP?
When I'm all steamed up, hear me shout
Tip me over and pour me out

Your appetite is flex
I got the table set
Don't get your dribble on my
T-t-table yet

I got the goodies baked
Got more than you can take
Just try and nibble on my biscuits and my rainbow cake

Let's be traditional
And [bad word] 
Got my elbows down, pinkies up
That's the way you sip my cup

 [bad word] to the Tea Party (oh oh, oh oh)
Want to be my VIP? (oh oh, oh oh)
You didn't RSVP (oh oh, oh oh)
That's ok, that's ok (oh oh, oh oh)
 [bad word] to the Tea Party (oh oh, oh oh)
Want to be my VIP?
When I'm all steamed up, hear me shout
Tip me over and pour me out

Try not to move so fast
You know the [bad word] last
I'm the lady fatha mucka try to show some class

Don't drink the last cup
We keep it boiling hot
We keep the party moving till we drink the last drop

Let's be traditional
And [bad word] 
Got my elbows down, pinkies up
That's the way you sip my cup

 [bad word] to the Tea Party (oh oh, oh oh)
Want to be my VIP? (oh oh, oh oh)
You didn't RSVP (oh oh, oh oh)
That's ok, that's ok (oh oh, oh oh)
 [bad word] to the Tea Party (oh oh, oh oh)
Want to be my VIP?
When I'm all steamed up, hear me shout
Tip me over and pour me out

I know this night is like no other
You're not just another
Porcelain in a paper cup world (Porcelain in a paper cup world)

I know it's only getting better
As long as we're together
Porcelain in a paper cup world

I know this night is like no other
You're not just another
Porcelain in a paper cup world

 [bad word] to the Tea Party (oh oh, oh oh)
Want to be my VIP? (oh oh, oh oh)
You didn't RSVP (oh oh, oh oh)
That's ok, that's ok (oh oh, oh oh)
 [bad word] to the Tea Party (oh oh, oh oh)
Want to be my VIP?
When I'm all steamed up, hear me shout
Tip me over and pour me out