You buy me one beer and drink eight yourself
One more makes me talk to somebody else
You take me home, well I drive your car
I should have known now that´s where we are

Don´t fall asleep when I´m ready to roll
Rock on baby now put the ball in the goal
Now you´ve passed out, that´s just my luck
Don´t you get too [bad word] Too [bad word] To [bad word] 
The cat won the chase now she wants to kill
The prey had a face what gave her the thrill
She wants to get laid and she don´t wanna wait
Well, now it´s on you to set the thing straight

They were in her bed ready [bad word] Well, she was ready but he was humble
It turned pretty sad, he can´t get it up
Well, don´t you get too [bad word] Too [bad word] Too [bad word] 
Men like to drink, to [bad word] and to tease
Don´t chat with girls, if you´ve lost your cookies
You don´t want to be a very bad teaser
Don´t ever puke before kissing either
Too [bad word] To [bad word] 
So now here I am to viva la bam
I don´t want a lick and I don´t give a blow
I want your [bad word] baby I want it now
So, you want to be big or lil´ bow wow?

Don´t fall asleep when I´m ready to roll
Rock on baby now put the ball in the goal
Now you´ve passed out, that´s just my luck
Don´t you get too [bad word] Too [bad word] To [bad word]