April:
 I caught your eye from across the room.
 And it gave me an idea, or two.
 I slinked along; the piano played a song as I gave you the old “looky-loo”.
 You're the kind of guy who tends to catch my eye.
 In fact, you look familiar too.
 Think [bad word]  you’d make a stellar pet,
 Nice to meet you, have I slept with you?
 See I have been around, my noodle ain’t so good.
 And blind in one eye I huffed a lot of glue.
 But if you concede, that yes we did the deed.
 Well you can bet that I'm up for round two.

Will:
 We took a cab back to my bachelor pad
 I had a feeling I would see this thing through.
 My doorman Stan, he took you by the hand,
 As he said, "Right this way, you two"...but you said:

April:
 Stanley Glover, you were once my lover!
 (It's April!) Yeah! I guess I slept with you!
 Because my name is April Rhodes!
 I've kissed princes and toads!
 And it's a good bet, I've slept with you!