I’m not a tolerant person.
 In fact I get more intolerant by the day
 I just find it more and more difficult to tolerate 
 [bad word]  As my tolerance decreases, their number seem to 
 increase
 Everyday there's more and more of them and everyday I 
 have less and less patience
 I’m not a mere bigot but I certainly don't cut any 
 slack to anyone on the merit of their... 
 Status as an oppressed minority
 You people were enslaved?
 Tough luck
 The white man stole your land?
 Too [bad word] bad
 Your fair  is played by date-rape?
 [bad word] and bear it

 These days everyone has a sob story, and frankly, I 
 don't care
 It’s no excuse for being an [bad word]  We live in the age of the excuse
 We live in the age of the [bad word]  They’re everywhere
 [bad word] in all shapes
 All sizes
 All colors
 There are black [bad word]  White [bad word]  Women [bad word]  Men [bad word]  [bad word] [bad word]  Straight [bad word]  Smart [bad word]  Stupid [bad word]  Suburban [bad word]  Inner-city [bad word]  Homeless [bad word]  Upwardly mobile [bad word]  Lazy [bad word]  [bad word] [bad word]  Sloppy [bad word]  Anal [bad word] ..
 And so it goes...
 Ad nauseam
 Why should I tolerate any of them?
 Why should I tolerate anything I don't care for, for 
 any length of time?
 Why should I pretend it's okay?
 I don't like [bad word]  Don’t like talking to them
 Don’t like talking about them
 Don’t like knowing them
 Don’t like knowing about them
 Or their thoughts or their deeds
 [bad word] are like bad ideas.
 You let even a single one enter your life; it can begin 
 [bad word] things
 It can destroy what's good and foster much that's bad
 Why'd I tolerate that?
 Tolerance was a virtue once
 No more
 There aren't enough hours in a day to tolerate all the 
 [bad word]  To tolerate all the indignities rolled your way and 
 still be able to live a decent life...
 Perhaps Goethe said this best
 "That which disturbs your soul you must not suffer"
 Remember that when it seems like [bad word] are hard at 
 work to disturb your soul
 24 hours a day
 Take a tip from Mr. Intolerance: don't permit them to 
 do it"