Harmony:
 Times have changed,
 And we've often rewound the clock,
 Since the Puritans got a shock,
 When they landed on Plymouth Rock.
 If today, any shock they should try to stem,
 'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock,
 Plymouth Rock would land on them.

All:
 In olden days a glimpse of stocking
 Was looked on as something shocking,
 But now God knows,
 Anything Goes.
 Good authors too who once knew better words,
 Now only use four letter words
 Writing prose, Anything Goes.

Harmony:

 Anything you can be
 I can be greater.
 Sooner or later,
 I'm greater than you.

 [bad word] 
 No, you're not.

Harmony:
 Yes, I am.

 [bad word] 
 No, you're not.

Harmony:
 Yes, I am.

 [bad word] 
 No, you're Not!

Harmony:
 Yes, I am [bad word]  No, you're not.)
 Yes, I am! [bad word]  No, you're not!)

(Dance Break)

 [bad word] 
 The world has gone mad today
 And good's bad today,
 And black's white today,
 And day's night today,
 When most guys today
 That women prize today
 Are just silly gigolos
 Any note you can hold
 I can hold longer.

Harmony:
 I can hold any note
 Longer than you.

 [bad word] 
 No, you can't.

Harmony:
 Yes, I can

 [bad word] 
 No, you can't.

Harmony:
 Yes, I can

 [bad word] 
 No, you can't.

Harmony:
 Yes, I can

Harmony:
 Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-

 [bad word] 
 In olden days a glimpse of stocking
 Was looked on as something shocking,
 But now, God knows,
 Anything Goes.

Harmony:
 Yes!

 [bad word] 
 Noo!

Harmony:
 I

 [bad word] 
 You!

Harmony:
 Can! [bad word]  Can't)

 [bad word] 
 Anything goes!