Two tablespoon's of cinnamon
And two or three egg whites
half a stick of butter, melted
Stick it all in a bowl baby
Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a cup of flour
You'll be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen my balls
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth.

Oooo suck on my chocolate salted balls
Stick em in your mouth, and suck em
Suck on my chocolate salted balls
They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you
So suck on my balls

Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate
And a half a cup of brandy
You throw in a bag or two of sugar
And just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet
Cause I hate when my balls stick
Then preheat the oven to three fifty
And give that spoon a lick

Say everybody have you seen my balls
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth

Suck on my chocolate salted balls
Put em in your mouth, and suck em
Suck on my chocolate salted balls
They're packed full of goodness, high in fibre
Suck on my balls.

[sniff, sniff, sniff]
Hey, wait a minute
What's that smell
Smell like something burning
Well that don't confront me none
Long as I get my rent paid on Friday
Baby you better get back in the kitchen
Cause I got a sneakin' suspicion
Oh man baby, baby
You just burned my balls
Help me, my balls on fire
Put em out baby
My balls are burning
Give me some water
Pour some water on me
My balls are burning
Oh my goodness,
I'm blow'n
I'm blow'n
Do somethin

Oooo Suck on my chocolate salted balls
Put em in your mouth, and suck em
They're on fire baby
Suck on my chocolate salted balls
Put em out baby, blow
Ohh
Suck on my balls baby
Suck on my balls baby
Suck on my red hot, salted, chocolate [bad word] on baby
Woo, Woo
Suck on my balls
[blow blow]