Derpy: 
Hello ?

Doctor: 
Hello my baby
Hello my honey 
Hello my ragtime gal 
Send me a kiss by wire 
Baby my heart's on fire 
If you refuse me 
Honey, you'll lose me 
Then you'll be left alone 
Oh baby, telephone 
And tell me I'm your own 

Derpy:
You call me on the telephone 
You tell me that you're all alone 
I know that you are lying through your teeth 
You dirty rascal 
How could you expect me 
To believe the lies you hand me 
You've been out with that blonde again 
Now do you understand me 
You broke my heart and made me cry 
With every phoney alibi 
When I could see the lipstick on your shirt 
You dirty polecat 
Telephone and tell me I'm your own 

Doctor and (Derpy):
Hello my baby 
(You call me on the telephone)

Hello my honey 
(You tell me that you're all alone)

Hello my ragtime gal 
(I know that you are lying through your teeth)

---
(You dirty rascal)

Send me a kiss by wire 
(How could you expect me, to believe the lies) 

---
(you hand me) 

Baby my heart's on fire 
(You've been out with that blonde again, now do you)

---
(understand me) 

If you refuse me 
(You broke my heart and made me cry) 

Honey, you'll lose me 
(With every phoney alibi) 

Then you'll be left alone 
(When I could see the lipstick on your shirt)

Oh baby, 
(You dirty polecat) 

Telephone 
(Telephone)
And tell me I'm your own 
(And tell me I'm your own)

Doctor and (Derpy): 
I'm sorry that I made you blue
(Hello my baby)

It was a beastly thing to do 
(Hello my honey) 

I shouldn't have upset you like I did 
(Hello my ragtime gal) 

With Lil' the barmaid 
(---)

If you take me back again, I'll never
(Send me a kiss by wire) 

Ever wander 
(---)

'Cause when I did I found that absence, made the heart grow fonder 
(Baby my heart's on fire) 

So cross my heart and hope to die 
(If you refuse me) 

I'll never tell another lie 
(Honey, you'll lose me) 

I'll mend your broken heart, as good as new 
(Then you'll be left alone) 

My little 
(---)

Cough-drop
(Oh baby)

Telephone and tell me I'm your own 
(Telephone and tell me I'm your own) 

Doctor and Derpy:
Hello my baby, hello my honey 
Hello my ragtime gal 
Send me a kiss by wire 
Baby my heart's on fire 
If you refuse me 
Honey, you'll lose me 
Then you'll be left alone 
Oh baby, telephone 
And tell me I'm your own

Doctor and Derpy:
Hello Hello
Hello Hello
Hello Hello
Hello Hello
Hello Hello
Hello Hello
Goodbye Goodbye?
Goodbye 
Goodbye Goodbye...