How's it going bros, my name is Pewdiepie
I really need to stop waking up in strange beds
Oh look there's a lantern and a note sitting on the table
and all the walls are lined with red
That note says I'm looking for a key
better check the closet
hope nothing tries to jump at me
What the [bad word] Teleporting naked guys that ain't funny
stupid desk nearly broke my leg

My Name is Pewdiepie let's get going bros
We need to find Stephano soon before the monster shows
Just watch out for those barrels and we're good to go
don't forget to chair mode Pewdie
Chairmode Activate

I've never been so afraid of monsters
I think they hear my cries of fear
The darkness drives me insane just like some black plague
and leaves my paralyzed with F3AR
I need Stephano, or Mr Chair
or maybe Piggeh 'cause he's pumped
Just no more Iron Maidens or water monsters
and no more stupid F**king poofers!

My Name is Pewdiepie let's get going bros
We need to find Stephano soon before the monster shows
Just watch out for those barrels and we're good to go
don't forget to chair mode Pewdie
Chairmode Activate