Well howdy y'all! My name is AJ. 
I'm from the Apple family - what else can I say? 
I live my life bucking trees. I'm a simple kind of mare. 
And I'm really not a hick. No, seriously. I swear!

I was born and raised here on this very farm, 
My family's history is rich and full of whimsical charm, 
My young sister Applebloom - she acts a little bit gallant-, 
'Cause she's still trying to find her own one special talent,

I got a brother Big Mac and he gets a lot of freaking mares, 
But he never talks about it so i doubt he even cares. [Nope!] 
And there is Granny Smith and she is as old as can be. 
And I think I got it all. One minute, lemme see.

Did I tell you about Rainbow Dash? She's my bestest of friends. 
We get into scraps sometimes but we always make amends, 
And I don't like her like that. I'm not trying to [bad word]  
I'm just saying my barn door don't swing that way sugarcube!

And have Celestia as my witness; as the sun rises above, 
That I would sacrifice anything for the friends that I love, 
I wouldn't trade them for nothing. That idea is just whack. 
So tell me your name now partner! They call me Applejack!

I'm always faithful. I'm blatant. I'm fair, 
When my friends are feeling down I'm the one who's always there, 
I do it 'cause I really do care, 
And to the people who hurt them you just [bad word] beware.

I won't take any [bad word] that will make 'em feel down, 
I'll do anything in my power just to wipe off their frown, 
Don't play me. What I'm saying is the absolute [bad word]  
It's the kind of thing you know that needs no logical proof,

And don't you ever say I'm wrong 'cause I know that I'm right. 
Or I swear I'll make your life like a [bad word] Nightmare filled Night, 
You all laugh and talk your [bad word] with a little bit of spite, 
And it's stupid as [bad word] man. It just isn't right,,

I love 'em all 'cause they all just make it worthwhile, 
And when I'm feeling [bad word] off they think of ways to make me smile, 
Don't ever try to stop me [bad word] - it's freaking futile, 
And to anyone who thinks otherwise is just in denial,

And have Celestia as my witness; as the sun rises above, 
That I would sacrifice anything for the friends that I love, 
I wouldn't trade them for nothing. That idea is just whack. 
So tell me your name now partner! They call me Applejack!