Take this dog and shove it up your nose / Shove this dog up your nose / I don’t want it shove it up your nose / If you don’t take dog I’ll spit into your mouth / You better do what you told / Shove dog up nose. / Then shove preparation-h up your nose down your throat up your nose down your throat / Shove this dog you have up your nose further up your nose / Take this take that shove this up your nose.