It's [bad word] being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the [bad word] Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just [bad word]  We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by [bad word]  Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. [bad word] by effete [bad word]  It's a [bad word] state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any [bad word] difference!