I really love my Alcohol
It makes me really [bad word] I start myself with Bourbon
Wash it down with some cheap beer
And then I chug some Red Wine
Drinking Vodka is not enough
Don't give me Gin and Tonic
Man that drink is [bad word] stuff
Then I go for some Jack Daniels
But I add a little twist
I throw some Absynthe in the cup
To make the bestest mix
Now I'm starting to feel the buzz
But I'm still a ways away
Man I better drink this Green Label
Six glasses makes my day
Now I think it's safe to say 
That I'm no longer in a funk *hic*
Cause I've [bad word] enough to kill a horse
I'm finally [bad word] [bad word]  *thud*