The Angry Birds Rap (исполнитель: Bshap)
And we're launchin' And we're crashin' Let's hit the pigs 'til they all go pop We're the best birds But we're angry If you take our eggs We're never gonna stop Every theme and level we will get three stars and set you straight Maybe find a golden egg and win until the next update [bad word] the pigs, [bad word] the pigs, they're wearin' helmets, hardhats, usin' tricks Fake mustaches and green skin, it don't matter cus I know I'm gonna win Birds on my side, they're pretty fly, launch 'em in the air, the pigs cant hide It's totally fair, you took our eggs like a spy, and besides I got my finger as a guide Touch the screen, the birds are angry, mean, they don't stop on Christmas, or Halloween They're always gonna switch to a different theme, they're definitely makin' up the greatest team Got that that slingshot and pull it back, aim for the right spot then attack You took our eggs, that was wack, and if you do it again, [bad word] back But sometimes you pigs just wont go, [bad word] again like 4 in a row We gotta get 'em to stop cus they will overflow, say goodbye, no hello Stop your laughin and stop the snatchin', we don't have eggs so we don't have hatchin' Get ready for the birds who are so diverse, let's talk about them in the next verse [bad word] Black and yellow, red, white and blue, even green is a color thrown in there too little behind? Well then lets go through all words and the birds that are gonna help you The red bird, the first one you meet, the first bird to tweet, and the first defeat So take your seat, watch the [bad word] even though it's petite, it is elite It's a basic bird, who's not goin' unheard, doesn't have a power, ain't that absurd? But still the red one can be lots of fun, 'cus then we get a [bad word] and the pigs are done Look up at the sky and you will see blue, 'cus after the red this bird had a debut Is my vision blurred? What's that I see? Looks like that bird just became three Yeah that's right, 'cus blue came to fight, bringin' all the class and breakin' all the glass [bad word] out of gas, don't need a pass Getting' every pig, even the last You can call them as bird 1 bird 2, so don't forget it say, "I heard you" The best and the baddest birds will now arrive, there is no way those pigs will survive [bad word] So the next fellow makes pigs get mangled, after gettin' hit by the yellow triangle Lightning fast and the speed will increase, on 1, 2, 3, release So it's up in the air and the time is just right, you give a little tap for the speed of light This chick's angry not polite, breaks through wood, it don't bite If you're lookin' for blast, take this road, there's a bird that's black, likes to explode It cracked the code to make the pigs erode, help us get back the eggs that we're owed From black to white, this bird is droppin' one last egg right on top and I really don't get why they're droppin' eggs though, if you want them back, why let them go? Now the green bird always wants to hang, cus it was one of the last ones that was in the gang Oh no, too far this bird has sprang, but [bad word] right back like a boomerang The last bird's red and you stretch it out, has an angry face that makes you shout Breakin' everything that is in its route, they smell fear with a green pig snout [bad word] (Repeat [bad word] And the Mighty Eagle, I forgot about that one...sorry.