[bad word] 'bout the things we've seen
 [bad word] 'bout the things we've been
 [bad word] 'bout the loves we've had
 My oh my it wasn't so bad
 When we had that to loosen our minds
 Hey little baby in the front row be kind

 Bar [bad word]  telling you the gospel [bad word]  Bar [bad word]  why don't you all go get screwed?
 Bar [bad word]  why don't you tell me something new?
 Bar [bad word]  Bar [bad word] 
 [bad word] 'bout the Windsor  [bad word] 'bout the Western Sea
 Why can't you all be like a Grainger man?
 Or even a Pheland man?
 I'll tell you what we'll meet in Amsterdam
 Then you'll see what should be really can

 Bar [bad word]  telling you the gospel [bad word]  Bar [bad word]  why don't you all go get screwed?
 Bar [bad word]  why don't you tell me something new?
 Bar [bad word]  Bar [bad word] That's what I'm talking about

 Got anything to say
 No
 Well shut up

 I really don't know what to say
 It's gonna happen to us all one day
 And when it does you could have me too
 But until then I really don't know what to do
 I'm just gonna keep

 Bar [bad word]  telling you the gospel [bad word]  Bar [bad word]  why don't you all go get screwed?
 Bar [bad word]  why don't you tell me something new?

 There's a place with a lot of eyes
 Strange smoke perfume around the peacock guys
 And the girls they move their heat
 To the [bad word] beat
 But that's another place another time
 Maybe we'll meet there in quite a short while