it was a lucky april shower
it was the most convenient door
i found a million dollar baby
in a five-and-ten cent store

the rain continued for an hour
i hung around for three or four
around a million dollar baby
in a five-and-ten cent store

she was selling china
and when she made those eyes
i kept buying china 
until the crowd got wise
incidentally...

if you [bad word] into a shower
just step inside my cottage door
and meet the million dollar baby
from the five-and-ten cent store
 [bad word] along
like a popular song
anytime or anywhere at all
rain or sunshine
spring or fall
say, you never know
when it may say "hello"
in a very unexpected place
for example, take my case...