Bachelor’s Life 

My Moustache is never groomed 
I Don’t Ever Have To Clean My Room 
I Just Sit Around And Watch Cartoons 
Cause It’s a Bachelor’s Life For Me. 

My Toe Nails are Way Too Long 
I sit around just playing with my dong 
Then i write another [bad word] song 
Cause It’s a Bachelor’s Life For Me 

Yo Ho Ho and a bottle [bad word] [bad word] on over baby, let’s have some fun 

I haven’t showered in 30 days 
I sit around eating a week old cake 
And every hour I [bad word]  
Cuz it’s a bachelor’s life for me. 

Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of whisky [bad word] on over baby let’s throw the frisby 
and if you beg i’ll try not to get frisky 
Better yet, I’ll blame it on the whiskey 

Cuz it’s a bachelor’s life for me 
(yo ho)