[Lead-In:] 
Four, three, two, [bad word] you. 

Listen up y'all, this [bad word] is ironic-- 
Strider's beats are best suited to Trolls Hooked on Phonix! 

[Verse 1:] 
Karkalicious definition makes Terezi loco 
She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo. 
Dyin' just to know the flavor 
I ain't doin' her no favors 
No reasons why I tease 
Her flush [bad word] and goes like seasons. 

[Hook 1:] 
(I'm Karkalicious) 
So delicious! 
And no, I don't do Kismesis 
And if you read any fanfics 
All that [bad word] is fictitious. 
I blow kisses (mwah!) 
Don't matter if we're just moiraills 
Trolls be lining down the Veil for a chance to fill a pail 
(Four, three, two, [bad word] you.) 
 [bad word] ] 
So delicious (Super sweet) 
So delicious  [bad word]  adorabloodthirsty) 
So delicious (Even Egbert wants a piece o' me) 
I'm Karkalicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy) 

[Verse 2:] 
Karkalicious def-, 
Karkalicious def-, 
(Goddammit, Doc Scratch, stop [bad word] around with my mic-) 
Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy. 
Nepeta's always squealin' 
Cutesy pet names like Karkitty 
I'm the K to the A, R, K, the A, the T, 
And the authority on romance is none other than me! 

[Hook 2:] 
I'm Karkalicious (so delicious) 
My body stays vicious 
All the highbloods gettin' nervous 'cuz I'm doing some fitness 
Zahhak's my witness (*whistle*) 
Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail 
And he'll be needing all the towels 'cuz I'mma make him sweat pails 
(Four, three, two, [bad word] you.) 
 [bad word] ] 
(So delicious) Super sweet 
(So delicious) [bad word]  adorabloodthirsty 
(So delicious) Even Egbert wants a piece of me 
(I'm Karkalicious) 

[Another Lead-In:] 
Now you nooksuckers hold the [bad word] up! 
Check it out: 

[Bridge Thingy:] 
Baby, baby, baby, 
If you really want me, 
Honey get some patience. 
Maybe then you'll get a taste. 
I'll be tasty, tasty, 
I'll be laced with lacy, 
It's so tasty, tasty, 
It'll make you crazy. 

[Pointless Spelling:] 
T to the A, to the S T Y - [bad word]  tasty, T to the to the S T Y - [bad word]  tasty 
to the E, to the L I I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the-- 

I'll just spell it out FOR you! 

[Rap - Yes, really.] 
All the time I turn around trolls gather round always sniffin' at me, wanna guess the 
color of my blood. 
I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up any drama, little [bad word] I just don't 

want you to know. 
And I guess [bad word] off as just a little insecure though I keep on repeating how the 

secret's [bad word] awesome. 
But I'm tryin' to say, it's something I just [bad word] out and say 

[And ANOTHER Lead-In:] 
The girls'll tell you I'm... 

[Hook 3:] 
Delicious (so delicious) 
No, I don't DO Kismesis. 
And if you read any fanfics 
All that [bad word] is fictitious. 
I blow kisses (mwah!) 
Don't matter if we're just moiraills 
Trolls be lining down the Veil for a chance to fill a pail 

[Hook 4:] 
Four, three, two, [bad word] you. 
My body stays vicious 
Zahhak's been gettin' nervous 'cuz I got down to business 
Nepeta's my witness (Meow~!) 
I'll even let her First Ship sail 
Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail 
 [bad word] ] 
So delicious (Fangirls you see) 
So delicious (You can ship me) 
So delicious (With everybody) 
I'm Karkalicious ('Cuz I'm like candy, candy!) 
It's so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay) 
So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay) 
So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay) 
I'm Karkalicious, (She says my love is like candy, candy!) 

[More Pointless Spelling:] 
T to the A, to