I like my women like I like my coffee.
Ground up and put in the freezer.
I am from Kenya, please send help
I miss my dad
if i was anymore inbred id be a sandwich
i am the supreme gentlemen  [bad word] her right in the [bad word] my dad left me
this beat is going down like a south korean ferry
What's better than swinging a dead baby in circles around your head on a 5 foot rope? Stopping it with a shovel.
there are orphans [bad word] in my mouth
i cry a lot when i touch myself
d d d d dad whats of breakfast 
the jews did 911
filthy frank fans will never get girlfriends and will die alone 
whats better than a pile of dead babies? one in the middle is alive and has to eat it's way out

what the [bad word] did you just say about me, you little [bad word] ill have you know i graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills etc
kekekekekekekek jajajajajajajajja a good 20% of [bad word] cory in the house
dead girls can't say no
sometimes i sit in a deep dark corner regretting the day i didn't use a condom on rosie odonnel 
in the 8th grade a guy almost put an egg up his [bad word] because of me
how do you make a baby cry? drop it. how do you make it stop crying? drop it again. 
falcon punching pregnant women is my favorite past time
it hurts but i do it for shrek 
your mom should have swallowed you
hey mom I'm in a filthy frank video
pink guy sucks he is a [bad word] piece of [bad word] and needs to die
this one time i [bad word] blood and drank it. recycling is good.
i want to caress matty b raps and make him squeal like the lil boy he is
consensual  in the missionary position with the lights off
what's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when i feed it to her? her miscarriage
if she's old enough to pee then she's old enough for me
as long as i have a face your mother has somewhere to sit
the rest of [bad word] were b0ss pls gibe da pusi b0ss

tags: so a girl walks into a deli and sees a man in his 40's buying a pack of cigarettes and asks him "excuse me how many packs do you buy a week" and he says "five." the girl then does the math and says "well if you saved all that money instead of buying cigarettes for approximately 8 years, you could have a FERRARI by now... and not be driving that crappy toyota." the man then looks at her and says "well where the [bad word] is your ferrari top kek kill yourself"
mfw no ferrari 
mfw using green text on youtube
mfw using mfw
kill yourself