APOSTLES
Look at all my trials and tribulations
Sinking in a gentle pool of wine.
Don't disturb me now I can see the answers
Till this evening is this morning life is fine
Always hoped that I'd be an apostle
Knew that I would make it if I tried.
Then when we retire we can write the gospels
So they'll still talk about us when we've died

JESUS
The end...
Is just a little harder when brought about by friends
For all you care this wine could be my blood
For all you care this bread could be my body
The end
This is my blood you drink
This is my body you eat
If you would remember me when you eat and drink...
I must be mad thinking I'll be remembered - yes
I must be out of my head!
Look at your blank faces! My name will mean nothing
Ten minutes after I'm dead!
One of you denies my
One of you betrays me -

APOSTLES
Not I! Who would? Impossible!

JESUS
Peter will deny me in just a few hours
Three times will deny me - and that's not all I see
One of you here dining, one of my twelve chosen
Will leave to betray me -

JUDAS
Cut out the dramatics! You know very well who -

JESUS
Why don't you go do it?

JUDAS
You want me to do it?

JESUS
Hurry they are waiting

JUDAS
If you knew why I do it...

JESUS
I don't care why you do it

JUDAS
To think I admired you
For now I despise you

JESUS
You liar - you Judas

JUDAS
You want me to do it!
What if I just stayed here [bad word] your ambition?
Christ you deserve it!

JESUS
Hurry you fool, hurry and go,
Save me your speeches, I don't want to know - Go!

APOSTLES
Look at all my trials and tribulations
Sinking in a gentle pool of wine
What's that in the bread it's gone to my head
Till this morning is this evening life is fine
Always hoped that I'd be an apostle
Knew that I would make it if I tried
Then when we retire we can write the gospels
So they'll all talk about us when we've died

JUDAS
You sad pathetic man - see where you've brought us to
Our ideals die around us all because of you
And now the saddest out of all -
Someone has to turn you in
Like [bad word] criminal, like a wounded animal
jaded mandarin
jaded mandarin
jaded faded mandarin

JESUS
Get out! They're waiting! They're waiting for you!

JUDAS
Everytime I look at you I don't understand
Why you let the things you did get so out of hand
You'd have managed better if you'd had it planned -

APOSTLES
Look at all my trials and tribulations
Sinking in a gentle pool of wine
Don't disturb me now I can see the answers
Till this evening is this morning life is fine
Always hoped that I'd be an apostle
Knew that I would make it if I tried
Then when we retire we can write the gospels
So they'll still talk about us when we've died

JESUS
Will no-one stay awake with me?
Peter? John? James?
Will none of you wait with me?
Peter? John? James?