[Verse 1]
You were just like me
You were one big [bad word] 
In the game of life, we were playing to lose
You were Jesse James
I was William Tell
You were Daniel Webster, I was the Devil himself

 [bad word] 
Two characters in search of a country song
Just make believe, but so in love
Two characters been listening all night long
For voices from Nashville above

[Verse 2]
 [bad word] on eighteen wheels
At a hundred per
We went crashing through the Jersey barrier
But the road went on
Over dale and hill
You were Calamity Jane, and I was Wild Bill

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