[Eminem]
I dont know dude, I think everyones all jealous and [bad word]  
Coz Im like the lead singer of the band dude, 
And I think everybodys got a [bad word] problem with me dude,
And they need to take it up with me after the show, because
 [bad word] - Eminem]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But theyre all on me like they wanna hold hands
Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because Im the lead singer of my band 

[Eminem]
So I get offstage right, drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like
Sup ladies, my names Slim Shady, I'm the lead singer of D-12 baby
Theyre all like Oh my God it's him!, Becky oh my [bad word] God it's Eminem!, I swear to [bad word] God that you [bad word] rock, please Marshall please let me suck your [bad word] 
Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin' all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Coz theyre back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think your trying to steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Coz I told him Jessica Alba is my wife-to-be
This rockstar [bad word] is the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me coz
 [bad word] - Eminem]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But theyre all on me like they wanna hold hands
Coz once I blow they know that Ill be the man
All because Im the lead singer of my band 

[Bridge - Eminem]
My band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my baaaaaaaaand, my band baby

[Swift]
You just wanna see a [bad word] backwards don't you?
Ain't that [bad word] we don't rap pro tours
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in a van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph youse a liar
And nah I'm Swift
(Oh I thought you were Kuniva)
What the [bad word] is wrong with our dressing room?
Cause our [bad word] is smaller then like a decimal
See I know how to rap, it's simple but
All I did is read [bad word] Simmons book
So I'm all in tact trying to get on the map
Doing jumping-jacks while getting whipped on my back

[?]
Look at little punk [bad word] thinking he the [bad word] *Yea I know man by himself taking all the clicks
Ay I thought we had an interview with Dj Clue

[Eminem] 
No I had an interview, not you two
You gon be late for sound-check
*Man I aint going 2 sound-check
Our mics is screwed up
*And his always sound best
*You no what man, imma say something, aiyo 
[Eminem] 
You got something to say?
*Man no
I thought you was about to tell him off man, whats up?
*Man imma tell him when I feel like man shutup
*And you aint even back me up we supposed to be crew
Man I was about to talk right after you
*Oh man whatever
I swear, I swear man
 [bad word] - Eminem]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But theyre all on me like they wanna hold hands
Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because Im the lead singer of my band 

[Proof]
They say the lead singers rock but the group is not
Once we sold out arenas to amusement parks
I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts (Aiyo wh-)
Ready to snap on a dumb [bad word] fan
Every time I hear Hey dude I love your band!
We aint a band [bad word]  we don't play [bad word] So why he getting 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys acting funny every area code
Proof carry my bag [bad word] carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in the way
Who the [bad word] are you?

[Bizarre]
Godammit Im sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artist, slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video - I was in the back
Superman video - I was in the back
For the media, I got some suggestions [bad word] Marshall, ask us the questions
Like who are D-12, how we get started
(But what about Eminem?) [bad word] are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big [bad word] stomach, [bad word] think I'm cute
Diddy told me to do sit-ups to get buff
Did 2 and a half and couldn't get up [bad word] D-12, I'm outta this band
I'm bout to start a group with the real Roxanne

[Eminem]
Girl why cant you see youre the only one for me
And it just tears my [bad word] apart to know that you don't know my name 
You don't know my name

[Bizarre]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band (Haha)
But theyre all on me like they wanna hold hands  [bad word] Marshall)
Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man (Yea)
All because Im the new...... (Hahahah)

[Eminem & Bizarre]
My band, my band, our band, your band, our band , Roxanne, Shauntan

[Eminem - Mexican Accent]
I'm the lead singer of my band I get all the girls to take off their underpants
I'm the lead singer of my band my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
My salsa 
Look out for my next single it's called My Salsa
My salsa salsa salsa salsa
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants
My salsa
Where did everybody go?