Crippled Elves Do Dance Around
 Devil Covered By Blue Dress

 Dairy Causes Diarrhea,
 Chunky Creamy Butter Cheese

 Bad Billy Does Dope, [bad word] and Brews,
 But Can't Even Build Cigarette Boat

 Allah Bangs Brews Everyday
 Above Bridge Behind Cave

 (these last 2 lines are in the movie, but NOT in the song by:
 "Left Front Tire" who did the soundtrack.

 Carpet Crawler Can't Eat Eagle
 Before Chicken During Day