Oh, I've been way to kind 
For so [bad word] long, 
All the attraction 
You could feel is gone. 
I'm gonna grow up 
dirty old man, 
Looping fingers now whenever I can. 

Oh, I never thought he could ever be so 
 [bad word] annoying when no one's around 
She's gonna love him and everything he is 
She's gonna lose it, 
And everything it means. 

We are together, 
Two lovers today. 
We are forever, 
Two lovers today. 

Oh, I've been way to kind 
For so [bad word] long, 
All the attraction 
You could feel is gone. 
I'm gonna grow up 
dirty old man, 
Looping fingers now whenever I can. 

We are together, 
Two lovers today. 
We are forever, 
Two lovers today. 

Oh I don't know 
Why she doesn't try, 
"That dirty old man never touched me." 

Oh, I never thought he could ever be so 
 [bad word] annoying when no one's around 
She's gonna love him and everything he is 
She's gonna lose it, 
And everything it means. 

We are together, 
Two lovers today. ( Don't cast me away ) 
We are forever, 
Two lovers today.