I started a joke. Which started the whole world crying. 
But I didn't see that the joke was on me. 
Oh, no, I started to cry. Which started the whole world laughing.
Oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me. 

I looked at the [bad word] my hands over my eyes.
And I fell out of bed. Hurting my heads from things that I said. 

Till I finally died. Which started the whole world living. 
Oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.

I looked at the [bad word] my hands over my eyes.
And I fell out of bed. Hurting my head from things that I said. 

Till I finally died. Which started the whole world living. 
Oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me. 

Oh, no, that the joke was on me. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh