They both wear uniforms 
 they both have shiny boots 
 they both use unnecessary force 
 one whips one shoots 

 they both have a nightstick 
 they both are sadistic 
 they both have a tough beat 
 i think its kind of neat 

 that my step dads a cop and my 
 step moms a dom 
 i found a pair of handcuffs 
 i don’t know who they belong 
 i dont wanna know what happens 
 when my parents do something wrong 
 oh my step dads a cop and my 
 step moms a dom 

 they both lock people up 
 they both keep people down 
 they do their crazy jobs 
 when im not around 

 to serve and protect 
 to get served with respect 
 they both think i suspect 

 that my step moms a dom 
 and my step dads a cop 
 i cant explain the things i hear 
 when i eavesdrop 
 i found a can of pepperspray 
 beneath a riding crop 
 oh my step moms a dom 
 and my step dads a cop 

 that my step dads a cop and my 
 step moms a dom 
 i found a pair of handcuffs 
 i don’t know who they belong 
 i dont wanna know what happens 
 when my dad does something wrong 
 oh my step dads a cop and my 
 step moms a dom