I'm not who you think I am 
And I think you could use a head exam
And I know I'm not always right
But how can we make babies
If you won't spend the night
Just because I live like an animal [bad word] Room smells like a petting zoo
Sometimes I go pee in the shower
Does not mean I don't love you
Not me not me…no no no
Not me not me
Maybe all your friends were right
One look at me no more appetite
And maybe you'll give me a chance 
I'd take you out to dinner 
But I can't find my pants [bad word] 
Not me not me…no no no
Not me not…no no no
Nobody knows nobody knows [bad word] 
Love you, a hole bunch of times