Ooh, [bad word] on, santa
Won't you bring me a man?

It's gettin' late
So send him here
I don't think I can make
It through another [bad word] on [bad word] through
Oh a usual place (so usual)
strong embrace (hmm)
pillow and a blanket
By the fireplace (is that plain retarded?)
Dim the lights down low

Oh bring me a man
Bring me a man
I need a man
Please santa (please santa)
Bring me a man
I need a man keeping me warm

The fire's out (the fire's out)
The chimney's clean (the chimney's clean)
No fishnets stocking hanging but it don't mean a thing
Place him under my tree (place him under my tree)
And let it snow
This christmas (merry christmas)
And let it snow
This christmas (it's cold) (merry christmas)
Oh bring me a man

Bring me a man
I need a man
Please santa (please santa)
Bring me a man
I need a man keeping me warm (keeping me warm)
Bring me a man
I need a man
Please santa (please santa)
Bring me a man
I need a man keeping me warm (keeping me warm)

I've been a good girl all year long
I've done my best right or [bad word] on santa won't you please
Look at me I'm on my knees
Oh bring me a man [bad word] on [bad word] on [bad word] on [bad word] on santa [bad word] on [bad word] on [bad word] on [bad word] on [bad word] on [bad word] on [bad word] on [bad word] on flying through the sky delivering
Presents to all the good boys and girls
Around the world in one night, okurrr?)
Let it snow..., let it snow
Let it snow
Let it snow
Let it snow

Bring me a man
I need a man
Please santa (please santa)
Bring me a man
I need a man keeping me warm (keeping me warm)
Bring me a man
I need a man
Please santa (please santa, santa, santa, santa)
Bring me a man
I need a man keeping me warm (keeping me warm)
Bring me a man!
(Imma suck all these santas)