Everytime i go to dinner
seems like im getting a little bit thinner
I'll sit down at the breakfast table
i can talk, well theyre not able
When i look at them i find
there's a single question on their mind.
i wish it could go back to the way it was
its not easy now because...

My whole family thinks im [bad word] i guess its always been that way.
Maybe its cause of the way i walk,
makes them think i like...boys
that I like boys

The [bad word] question just wont go away
and i get asked every single day
but the way they ask it is not a disguise,
like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?"
This is the worst, baby this was my fear
Now their opinions are crystal clear.

My whole family now is shocked,
I'm in the closet and the door is locked.
Now my glory days are gone,
I was John Elway now im Elton John.

My whole family now suspects,
watching spongebob had side-effects.
im not [bad word] and thats what i said,
If i'm [bad word] hey god strike me dead.
you know..... cough(dies a little)

Just cause im on the cheerleading team
or my birthday party had a broadway theme
When I go outside, what do i see?
The clouds in the sky spell "F-A-G"

I think that God might think im [bad word] 
What does he know anyway.
My grandma gave me a present just last year,
and the card said, "Happy Birthday [bad word] "

My whole family thinks im "fab"
There's a guys butt, hey bo, take a [bad word] on
Why doesn't he get women, theres no other way,
Its cause I'm lanky, not cause i'm [bad word]  alright?
Not cause im [bad word] 
Just cause I'm afraid of the snow,
Or my favorite color is, the rainbow.
I dont mean to yell but i fear i must,
Cause I'm losing the people that i thought i could [bad word] 

Because even my boyfriend thinks im [bad word] ..just kidding

You all probably think I'm [bad word] 
Man this song is counterproductive...
la la la la la...

Because my whole family thinks I'm [bad word] 
What do they know anyway
You gotta see right through the haze,
Easy-Bake oven was just a phase.

My whole family thinks i'm [bad word] 
That is all i ever hear,
But ive been as straight as a ramp,
If you dont count Bible camp.
Bible Cammmmmmp
Im not [bad word] I swear