First Love Academy・School of True Love (исполнитель: Kagamine Rin & Kagamine Len & GUMI)
benkyou mo undou mo zenzen dame na boku dakedo mino hodo shirazu anata ni koi wo [bad word] ichidai kesshin! nana-sen hyaku ji no rabureta! dakedo te watasu yuuki ga nai no desu... nee, shisen ga bare bare yo nee, youji nara ii nasai yo! etto, ano etto... totemo ii tenki desu ne! kyou mo heiwa de yokatta na~! [bad word] [bad word] no yo? sore ni nani [bad word] no? (!) mise nasai hora! (dameee) goran, boku kara afuredasu karisuma no ora nekutai wa mochiron beeberii no tokuchuu sa! nani sore kiita koto monai henna burando sore ni [bad word] de bara kuwae nai deyo ne! nee, kondo no nichi youtte sa... aa, narai goto yo mata kondo ne! aa paafekuto na boku ga kowai no koneko-chan? joshi no jerashi nara shikata nai no sa sono konkyo no nai jishin chotto dake urayamashii wa ...mou yuugure ne ... kore wa osananajimi no sae nai kohitsuji-chan (!!) kanojo wa boku to oshaberi chuu daze? kore ja dame da mou hetare nante yobasenai! kaichou! kono tegami, yonde kudasai! ahhh sono kinu no youna kami ga kaze ni nabiku tabi... boku no kodou wa takanari... honya rara... bunsai wa naka naka dana dakedo kanojo wa boku wo erabu ...naa, sou darou? akireta futari ne henji wa... saa, dou deshou dakedo, hitotsu [bad word] koto wa ne (...) konna baka mitai na hibi ga zutto zutto itsumade mo tsuzukeba ii na... (uun, nande monai...)