Its A Long Way From Amphioxus (гімн БЦНА) (исполнитель: Sam Hinton)
fish-like thing appeared among the annelids one day. It hadn't any parapods nor cetae to display. It hadn't any lungs, nor jaws, nor ventral nervous cord, But it had a lot of gill slits and it had a notochord. [bad word] It's a long way from Amphioxus. It's a long way to us. It's a long way from Amphioxus to the meanest human cuss. Well, it's goodbye to fins and gill slits, and [bad word] lungs and hair! It's a long, long way from Amphioxus, but we all came from there. He wasn't much to look at and he scarce knew how to swim, And Nereus was very sure he [bad word] from him. The mollusks wouldn't own it and the arthropods got sore, So the poor thing had to burrow in the sand along the shore. [bad word] He burrowed in the sand before a crab could nip his tail, And he said "Gill slits and miotomes are all to no avail. I've grown a metapleural fold and sport an aural hood, But all these fine new characters don't do me any good. [bad word] He sulked awhile down in the sand without a lot of pep, Then he stiffened up his notochord and said, "I'll beat 'em yet! Let 'em laugh and show their ignorance. I don't mind their jeers. Just wait until they see me in hundred million years. [bad word] My notochord shall change into a chain of vertebrae And as fins my metapleural folds shall agitate the sea. My tiny ventral nervous cord will be a mighty brain And the vertebrates shall dominate the animal domain. [bad word] Read more at [bad word] /www [bad word] hinton-sam/amphioxus-lyrics/#kxCQLTm2I0CluB0A.99