Oh sweet Jesus could this be
 My very own last stand
 Lupe brown will marry me
 It didn't work out as planned

 Psychic policemen bang my [bad word]  Wildmen tap my phone
 Fifteen guard dogs at my door
 Won't leave me alone

 Well it's all so very simple
 You don't have to get so deep
 It's a racket for the lazy
 I could do it in my sleep

 Oh yeah, well I never ever knew it could be so easy
 Oh yeah, well I never ever knew you could be so [bad word] 
 Well I have nothing easy
 I hate everything you adore
 So tell me when, tell me again
 Tell me just once more

 Oh yeah, well I never ever knew it could be so easy
 Oh yeah, well I never ever knew you could be so [bad word] 
 Well I would ride a thousand planes
 You know I hate to fly
 This would satisfy my brains
 And give me half a reason why

 There's no good reason I should stay
 And ten good ones to leave
 But i'm just curious to see
 What you've got up your sleeve

 Well you've never let me down so far
 This could be a day
 When I should've seen [bad word]  Scrambling up my way

 Oh yeah, well I never ever knew it could be so easy
 Oh yeah, well I never ever knew you could be so [bad word] 
 Well I work seven days now
 But it would just about do me in
 Once in a while, I'll fake you a smile
 But I don't have the discipline

 Oh yeah, well I never ever knew it could be so easy
 Oh yeah, well I never ever knew you could be so [bad word] 
 Well it's all so very simple
 You don't have to get so deep
 It's a racket for the lazy
 I could do it in my sleep

 Oh yeah, I never ever knew it could be so easy
 Oh yeah, I never ever knew you could be so [bad word] 
 Well i have nothing easy
 I hate everything you adore
 So tell me when, tell me again
 Tell me just once more

 Oh yeah, well I never ever knew it could be so easy
 Oh yeah, well I never ever knew you could be so [bad word] ..