Ooo, hey, well, I'll be damned
I've been around the world and back again
From Japan and Amsterdam
With a ticket in my hand, singing
Catch me if you can, catch, catch me if you can

Ooo, yeah, well, I'll be damned
I've been around the world and back again
From Japan and Amsterdam
With a ticket in my hand, singing
Catch me if you can, catch, catch me if you can

What kind of [bad word] has been required lately
It seems like these MC's heads need deflating
And I'mma play the pin because I've been waiting
Now make my mark on pop culture from my generation

80s babies from the age of nintendo
Transformers, Ninja Turtles, hungry hippos
GI Joes, phot, can't forget the clothes
Kangaroos with the zipper had a couple those

Breaking [bad word]  heavy spinning on my elbows
Couldn't get me out my shell 'cause my [bad word] froze
R.I.P [bad word] 

You know I miss you more then Shaq miss free throws, that's alot
You put it back in the air, when the wee's gone
Reminiscing 'bout when we was young but now we've grown

Ooo, hey, well, I'll be damned
I've been around the world and back again
From Japan and Amsterdam
With a ticket in my hand, singing
Catch me if you can, catch, catch me if you can

Ooo, yeah, well, I'll be damned
I've been around the world and back again
From Japan and Amsterdam
With a ticket in my hand, singing
Catch me if you can, catch, catch me if you can [bad word] ya'll
Let's talk about the scene for a minute
I know we ain't been seen in a minute
We left it for a minute now we all up in it
Baby boy, if you've got them big dreams, go and get it

Never been the type with tight jeans, I won't fit in
When I see those scene girls, bet they all gonna get it
And I'm living clean now a lot of ya'll won't get it
Now it's me, but I don't give a [bad word] if ya'll don't get it

So fresh and so clean in my new jean
While I'm laughing at the bacon, you're all crying at the clinic
I read a couple blogs and they had my [bad word] livid
But now I've got my own to whirl, gotta live with it

Never played basketball, but I could show you how to dribble
Make your moves in that black hatch back Honda Civic
Like I did in high school, wishin' I could relive it
But I can't so let's go on, give the hook a revisit

Ooo, hey, well, I'll be damned
I've been around the world and back again
From Japan and Amsterdam
With a ticket in my hand, singing
Catch me if you can, catch, catch me if you can

Ooo yeah, well, I'll be damned
I've been around the world and back again
From Japan and Amsterdam
With a ticket in my hand, singing
Catch me if you can, catch, catch me if you can

Maybe I'm wrong
But after 26 years I feel I've payed my dues
So when you play this song
Just know that I live my life the way I choose

And now I stand here proudly in L.At a sold out crowd
And when no one's around
I refuse, to be as inferior to you

Ooo, hey, well, I'll be damned
I've been around the world and back again
From Japan and Amsterdam
With a ticket in my hand, singing
Catch me if you can, catch, catch me if you can

Ooo yeah, well, I'll be damned
I've been around the world and back again
From Japan and Amsterdam
With a ticket in my hand, singing
Catch me if you can, catch, catch me if you can

Ooo, hey, well, I'll be damned
I've been around the world and back again
From Japan and Amsterdam
With a ticket in my hand, singing
Catch me if you can, catch, catch me if you can

Ooo yeah, well, I'll be damned
I've been around the world and back again
From Japan and Amsterdam
With a ticket in my hand, singing
Catch me if you can, catch, catch me if you can

Ooo, hey