Anal beads, Anal beads
Anal beads, Anal beads
It goes pop pop pop when [bad word] up my [bad word] 
And it feels good. And it feels good. And it feels good. And it feels good tonight.
In the darkest of times, they're there for me.
In the darkest of times, these anal beads take care of me
Shove it up real good. Now it kinda hurts. Oh noooo!
And I ------- I aha--------aha-ambulance. Call the ambulance
Now my [bad word] is bleeding. [bad word] is bleeding. [bad word] is bleeding. [bad word] is bleeding [bad word] is bleeding. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Ain't nothing wrong with that.
Ain't nothing wrong with that Ain't nothing wrong with that
My [bad word] is bleeding. [bad word] is bleeding. [bad word] is bleeding. [bad word] is bleeding  [bad word] is bleeding. [bad word] is bleeding. [bad word] is bleeding. [bad word] is bleeding