BIKER BALLAD

Down a tunnel, in a tube 
On the road, knocked down and [bad word] 
Some man laid with blood in hair 
And beside him was a bear. 

But this bear was a man 
Red-neck biker from some clan
I was really scared and [bad word] 
But the creature only hissed: 

Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike! 
Don't touch it! 
Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
It's the only thing I like!

Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike! 
Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
It's the only thing I like!

I said: Sir, what have you done?
Take a look at what's going on 
Why kill a man for touching your bike?
After all, it's just a hype 

Hype it is! - Was the reply - 
Kiss your [bad word] and say goodbuy! 
He pulled out his killer gun 
I got blue and turned round [bad word] 
Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
Don't touch it! 
Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike! 
It's the only thing I like!

Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
It's the only thing I like!

But I did [bad word] away
I was smarter in a way 
Took the road to the country side 
Down to red-flagged farming sites 

"Rent a tractor" - the sign read
Want them all! - That's what I said
Paid my bill and went to a pub
Where [bad word] had their fun 

Hey, you boys, you wanna ride?
Gotta a [bad word]  who pushed you pride!
Got 'em wheels? 
Sure I do!
And the biker paid his due... 

Don't touch it! 
Don't touch it! 
Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
It's the only thing I like!

Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike! 
Don't touch it!
Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
It's the only thing I like!