eeeeeeeaahhh! oh!oh! Ladies and gentlemen,
the moment you've all been waiting for,
in this corner, weighing 175 pounds,
with a record of 17 rapes, 400 assaults, and 4 murders,
the undisputed, most diabolical villain in the world,
Slim Shady!

So crack a bottle,
let your body waddle,
don't act like a snobby model,
you just hit the lotto.
Uh-oh uh-oh, [bad word] hoppin' in my Tahoe,
got one riding shotgun,
and no not one of 'em got clothes.
Now where's [bad word] 
Who's got [bad word] 
I noticed there's so many of 'em and
there's really not that many of us.
And ladies love us my posse's kickin' up dust,
it's on till the break of dawn
and we're starting this party from dusk.

Ok, let's go!

Back when Andre, the giant, mister elephant tusk.
Fix ya must, you'll be just another one bit the dust .
Just one of, my mothers sons who got thrown under the bus.
Kiss my butt, Lick Fromunda cheese from under my nuts.
It disgusts, me to see the game the way that it looks.
It's a must, I redeem my name and haters get mushed. [bad word] lust, man they love me when I lay in the cut.
Fist the cup, the lady give her eighty some paper cut.
Now picture us, it's ridiculous you curse at the thought,
'cuz when I spit the verse the [bad word] gets worse Than Worcestershire sauce.
If I could fit the words as picture perfect, works every time,
every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes.
It's elementary, the elephants have entered the room,
I venture to say we're the center of attention it's [bad word] 
Not to mention back with a vengeance so here's the signal,
of the bat symbol, the platinum trio's back on you hoes.

So crack a bottle,
let your body waddle,
don't act like a snobby model,
you just hit the lotto.
Uh-oh uh-oh, [bad word] hoppin' in my Tahoe,
got one riding shotgun,
and no not one of 'em got clothes.
Now where's [bad word] 
Who's got [bad word] 
I noticed there's so many of 'em and
there's really not that many of us.
And ladies love us my posse's kickin' up dust,
it's on till the break of dawn
and we're starting this party from dusk.

Ladies and Gentlemen;
Dr. Dre!

They see that low rider go by, they're like Oh my!
You aint got to tell me why you're sick 'cuz I know why,
I dip through in that six trey, like sick 'em Dre,
I'm an itch that they can't scratch, they're sick of me,
But hey, what else can I say? I love LA.
'Cuz over and above all, its just another day,
And this one begins where the last one ends,
Pick up where we left off and get smashed again,
I'll be damned, just [bad word] around and crashed my Benz,
Driving around with a smashed front end,
Lets cash that one in,
Grab another one from out the stable,
The Monte Carlo, El Camino, or the El Dorado?
The [bad word] if I know,
Do I want leather seats or vinyl?
Decisions, decisions, Garage looks like precision collision,
Or MAACO beats quake like Waco,
Just keep the bass low speakers away from your face though.

So crack a bottle,
let your body waddle,
don't act like a snobby model,
you just hit the lotto.
Uh-oh uh-oh, [bad word] hoppin' in my Tahoe,
got one riding shotgun,
and no not one of 'em got clothes.
Now where's [bad word] 
Who's got [bad word] 
I noticed there's so many of 'em and
there's really not that many of us.
And ladies love us my posse's kickin' up dust,
it's on till the break of dawn
and we're starting this party from dusk.

And I take great pleasure in introducing,
50 Cent!

It's bottle, after bottle,
The money aint a thang when you party with me,
It's what we into, it's simple,
We ball out of control like you woul