Theres a panda in the chandelier 
Oh what have we got here? what have we got here?

Well i'll tell you how it got up there 
This is a story of a young girls flair 
for throwing pandas

It was her fathers friends wedding day 
and she was dragged along, as is the way, 
for the poor young ones.

As the big people did their thing 
the panda bear she did swing 
oh the panda bear 
flung through the air

Well a serious man with a frown 
came with a ladder and took it down, 
aren't ladders handy

He had never seen this happen before 
Pandas normally stick to the floor 
Call it good timing

And you got your panda back 
you got your panda back 
you got your panda back 
and your were happy about that

Bolu, TomRosenthal