Christian Bale is at yor party. He's alone... eating all your queso dip, talking on your phone.
Uninvited, he just sorta walked into your home... "WHAT DON'T YOU F*CKING UNDERSTAND!?"

Now Christian Bale is flirting with your unattractive niece, she is named Amanda but he's calling her Patrice.
He brought a frozen pizza and he sells it by the piece, he says, "WHAT DON'T YOU F*CKING UNDERSTAND!?"

Now he's stabbing at your wife, "WHAT DON'T YOU F*CKING UNDERSTAND!?"
With a carrot for a knife, "GIVE ME F*CKING ANSWER!"
Making fun of your kazzo, zzzz zzzz zzzz zzzz zzzz zzzz, "OH GOOD FOR YOU!"

And now [bad word] naked through the crowd, everyone can see he's terribly endowed, unabashedly.
Someone called the cops, and [bad word] up the block, "F*CK!"

Christian Bale [bad word] from policemen on your street, it's such a scene even Uncle Mervin has to tweet.
Tase him, but Christian doesn't seem to miss a beat, repeating, "WHAT DON'T YOU F*CKING-"
They tackle him, cuff him, now he's under [bad word]  
But he's smiling, almost like he has the upperhand...

flash of light, Christian Bale has vanished into sand, "WHAT DON'T YOU F*CKING UNDERSTAND!?" ♪