Money, get away
 Get a good job with more pay and you're okay
 Money, it's a gas
 Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash
 New car, caviar, four star daydream,
 Think I'll buy me a football team

 Money get back
 I'm alright, Jack, keep your hands off my stack.
 Money it's a hit
 Don't give me that do goody good [bad word]  I'm in the hi-fidelity first class traveling set
 And I think I need a Lear jet

 Money it's a crime
 Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie
 Money so they say
 Is the root of all evil today
 But if you ask for a rise it's no surprise that they're giving none away
 away...
 away...
 away...

 "HuHuh! I was in the right!"
 "Yes, absolutely in the right!"
 "I certainly was in the right!"
 "You was definitely in the right. That geezer was [bad word] for a [bad word] "
 "Yeah!"
 "Why does anyone do anything?"
 "I don't know, I was really [bad word] at the time!"
 "I was just telling him, he couldn't get into number 2. He was asking why he [bad word] up on freely, after I was yelling and screaming and telling him why he [bad word] up on freely. It came as a heavy blow, but we sorted the matter out"