Why can't I be, a Disney Princess?
I've got everything a Disney Princess needs
I've got the singing, I've got the dresses
Just need a prince to get himself down on one knee

And maybe like Snow White, 
I could wish into a well, 
Or find the answer in a book 
just like that funny girl named Belle
Or maybe like Mulan I've got to fight for royalty
Disney when will you discover me 

All I need is a [bad word] love's kiss 
and a magic carpet ride
handsome prince right by my side
And animals that listen when I call 
Perfect hair and big round eyes
I'm a princess in disguise 
But i don't own a castle or a house with seven men or royal spouse
no stepmother for plot twists worth awards
I burst into song get funny looks Always got my nose stuck in a book 
so where's this prince, tiara's, spells and swords.

but i know I could be a Disney Princess 
Will i get to give the "royal" thing a whirl 
Or will I always, just be quite normal
a deluded silly average teenage girl!